Are we moving???

We had a little suprise on our front lawn the other day. Apparently our house is for sale. I shouldn't be suprised by this because typically I am the last to know about things around here. I conferred with my dear wife about it and found out that it was news to her as well. We then wondered who in our neighbourhood was wanting us to move. I know that I haven't had a chance to cut my lawn yet this week but other than that, I thought we were reasonably good neighbours. We decided to leave the sign there for a few days to see what would come out of the woodwork. Numerous calls and visits from neighbours wondering why we were selling, narrowed down the possibilities somewhat. One neighbour did phone the agent listed on the sign to enquire of the price. Upon confirming that the address given to the agent did not correspond to any listings that he had, this prompted him to come and remove the sign and place it back on the property a few doors down where under the shadow of darkness it had mysteriously transported itself to our humble estate. No suitable offers were received so we shall be content to remain where we have been for the last 29 years. Our own home, sweet home.